The Lighter Side of the Classifieds: How old is old, Elvis?

I check out Flea Market in the local paper because you never know when you might need the world’s cheapest GPS unit.

For Sale: Globe, older, excellent - $12

I’m thinking: How old? How many sticky labels will I need to bring Africa up-to-date?

Also For Sale: Rocky the singing Lobster - $20

I’m thinking: I missed that fad. Elvis is dead?

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