It Strikes Me Funny: The lighter side of the classifieds

Getting desperate to buy the perfect gift for that special someone?


["Sorry, my VW van is not for sale": photo GAH]

Well, look no further, especially if your Uncle Louie (Uncle Louie is that special someone, right?) loves NASCAR.

For Sale - NASCAR Dale Earnhart Sr. Oreo Cookie car, $50.

That’s not all, the same seller has this model too.

NASCAR 1999 dye cast, orange Schneider Monte Carlo, $75.

I’m thinking the orange will match the colour on a package of Schneider wieners. You know the one I mean?

And you know what makes this gift extra special - if you’re really desperate?

The seller will deliver.

Just say, “Gentlemen, start your engines!”

Click here for more of The Lighter Side of The Classifieds.

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Not that desperate yet?

The ad was found in Flea Market, The London Free Press, Dec. 21

PS Dale drove a cookie car???? What????

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