My oldest sister might be onto something

Next month, Lannie turns 65 the day after I turn 60. Our combined party should be a good one.

Assorted cold beverages will be served. All requests to dance in the street will be approved.


Recently she sent me the following set of perks, 19 included in all. I’m only listing a few at a time, in order to spread out the joy. (Yeah, right!)

Perks of getting older:

No one expects you to run--anywhere.



People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?



I’m never in bed by 9 PM but I get upset when somebody calls. I don’t want to miss my Law and Order.

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